Hi, I'm Mike. I'm 22, I'm a Math/Physics Major. I speak Russian. I like clever humor. I cook, I game, I party. I hate people who dont know when to appropriately use your/you're, their/there/they're etc. I hate drama, bullshit, and female insecurities - and attention whores. If I unfollow you, 99% chance its because you consistently post shit like "Leave a message for me in my ask so I have reason to get up in the morning" or "Should I kill myself over some boy who doesn't like me?" In short, don't be a little bitch with the confidence of an abused sixth grader. I also enjoy crude and sarcastic humor. A good meme will win my heart. Single - not interested in sexting 16year olds so stop hitting on me, thanks

Other than that, talk to me, show me cool blogs, nerdy things, cool memes, hot cars, hot girls.
And don't ask for "promo4promo" if your entire blog is nail polish and Justin Bieber - seriously, common sense is becoming a huge turn on, sadly -.-

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